There are certain questions that have persisted since the dawn of time and that still perplex all of humankind. Such are the mysteries of this mortal existence that they are burrs under the saddles of all inquisitive, curious people, those who are wise enough to have realized the vastness of their own foolishness. These questions still linger in the shadows of the minds of the wise, lurking, as if waiting to pounce upon their scholarly consciousnesses, and exclaim to all existence: "SEE! HERE AM I!! THOU HAST NOT SOLVED MY ASS YET, AND EVER WILL I TASK THEE! HEHEHE HAHAHA HOHOHO!!"
Among these Great Questions for the Ages, there is one in particular that is insistently knocking upon the door of my brain today: WHY DON'T WOMEN FART?? Can anyone who doesn't fart really be trusted??
posted by Joel Widdershins @ 9:25 AM
3 Comments:
Dude, some bitch TOTALLY farted in my all-women Pilates class, where we're taught to inhale through our noses.
It was rancid.
She better hope I don't find out who she is, or else I'll eat a can of chili and sauerkraut and chug a 2 liter of Diet Coke right before class and get directly in front of her face when we do the Downward-Facing Dog pose.
Hey, they don't fart much, which is cause to question them, but worse yet, can you really trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die?
truthfully, if a period lasts for seven days, it's time to see the doctor!
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